On the Second day
//Asra and Julian 'break in' to Chypre's house.
//shenanigans
fluff
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"I don't know about this..."
Asra shifted uncomfortably, watching the dark street for witnesses.
"We're surprising our girlfriend for the holidays. It's romantic!"
Julian's tall form was hunched over, long hands working at picking the lock.
"It's breaking and entering..."
The door opened with a soft click.
"Your face is breaking and entering."
The doctor slipped the tools back into his coat, mumbling under his breath.
"What?"
Julian gestured to the open door with a flourish.
"After you."
Asra frowned at Julian for a moment, then pushed past him through the door.
"Honestly Ilya, th-AHHHHHHHH!"
The light flashed on and the intruders found themselves suddenly dangling upside down.
"AAAHHHHHHHH!"
Chypre jumped at them, wielding a baseball bat.
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
Malak flew circles around them, squawking loudly.
FRIEND <3
Faust launched herself at the dark haired magician.
"Faust?"
She caught the snake against her chest and looked up at her foolish lovers.
"You scared the -fuck- out of me!"
She let the spell drop, wincing in sympathy as Julian hit the ground in a tangle of limbs. Asra controlled their descent, landing with much more grace.
"Asra said there were no wards." Julian said in a small voice, putting his limbs back in order.
"I... Err..." Asra looked down, embarrassed "I didn't check inside."
"What?!" Julian appeared completely scandalized.
"You're really distracting." Asra gestured at the tangle of Julian on the floor.
"Alright." Chypre rubbed her face tiredly "I'm going to make a cup of tea, and then you can tell me why you decided to break into my house."
END.
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